Kim Kardashian West's Bizarre Breastfeeding Admission
While we're loving Kim Kardashian West's new ~zen~ lifestyle post-Parisian robbery, there's a part of us that misses the old, ridiculously extravagant Kimmy.
So when this incredible tidbit slipped out during an otherwise restrained interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, we couldn't help doing a little dance of happiness; it's equal parts amazing and messed up and it's as Kardashian as you're gonna get.
It all started when Ellen asked how three-year-old North was getting on with her brother Saint, one, now that she wasn't the only child anymore.
"She's just awful, she's so jealous and I thought it was just a phase but it's not going away," Kim explained. "She just says boys aren't allowed in her room.
"When she's gone at school I'm like, 'it's time, let's go in her room, do whatever you want, go crazy.'
"She's just so jealous, I can't hold him, I have to stop breastfeeding him."
Wait for it.
The 36-year-old reality star continued: "When I was breastfeeding him, she was so jealous I had to get a little milk box and put it in the other bra with a straw.
"So she would drink and he would drink."
While the audience gasped, Ellen told Kim that she thought it was "so sweet of you to think to do that".
We are impressed with her commitment, though.
What a woman.