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10 Crappy Christmas Gifts To Help Say, “I Don't Like You”

These are possibly the worst gifts EVER!

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1. How to Traumatize your Children

A great one for parents or parents to be, this one will come in handy for those looking forward to visiting their kids in prison. Doubles as a great baby shower gift too!

Source: dailytelegraph.com.au

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2. The Belly Button Brush

What do you give the person who has everything bar a clean navel? Well the Belly Button Brush of course! 

Source: oddee.com

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3. Bacon Lubricant

For the creeps that like to give 'em a porking, CRINGE!

Source: oddee.com

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4. The Muffin Top Baking Mould

Let's cut to the chase, we know exactly where that muffin is going, straight to your hips bin!

Source: dailytelegraph.com.au

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5. Handerpants

One question, WHY? Do people actually find these funny? What do they think when they see someone wearing these? 'That guy must be a real hoot, he's wearing underpants on his hands, I simple must become his friend'. NO THEY DON'T.

Source: handerpants.com

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6. Care4Less

The perfect gift and it won't cost you a cent! Choose from one of Care4less.org 's 8 fake charities, donate a generous fictitious amount and they receive an email proclaiming your good deed. It's the perfect crime!

Source: oddee.com

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7. Coal Flavoured Chewing Gum

My parents always told me that kids on Santa's Naughty List would receive a lump of coal in their stockings, guess this is it.

Source: oddee.com

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8. The Family Blankeez

For the family who can't get any closer. Seriously though, how are 8 people going to fit into this thing? How will they all fit on the same couch? Or are they just standing in a row?

Source: divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com

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9. The Gift of Nothing

Nothing says 'I couldn't care less about you' more than, well NOTHING.

Source: oddee.com

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10. Sandal Socks

When you think about it, it's more like two gifts in one! Just don't wear them outside.

Source: dailytelegraph.com.au

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