10 Crappy Christmas Gifts To Help Say, “I Don't Like You”
These are possibly the worst gifts EVER!
1. How to Traumatize your Children
A great one for parents or parents to be, this one will come in handy for those looking forward to visiting their kids in prison. Doubles as a great baby shower gift too!
2. The Belly Button Brush
What do you give the person who has everything bar a clean navel? Well the Belly Button Brush of course!
3. Bacon Lubricant
For the creeps that like to give 'em a porking, CRINGE!
4. The Muffin Top Baking Mould
Let's cut to the chase, we know exactly where that muffin is going, straight to your hips bin!
One question, WHY? Do people actually find these funny? What do they think when they see someone wearing these? 'That guy must be a real hoot, he's wearing underpants on his hands, I simple must become his friend'. NO THEY DON'T.
The perfect gift and it won't cost you a cent! Choose from one of Care4less.org 's 8 fake charities, donate a generous fictitious amount and they receive an email proclaiming your good deed. It's the perfect crime!
7. Coal Flavoured Chewing Gum
My parents always told me that kids on Santa's Naughty List would receive a lump of coal in their stockings, guess this is it.
8. The Family Blankeez
For the family who can't get any closer. Seriously though, how are 8 people going to fit into this thing? How will they all fit on the same couch? Or are they just standing in a row?
9. The Gift of Nothing
Nothing says 'I couldn't care less about you' more than, well NOTHING.
10. Sandal Socks
When you think about it, it's more like two gifts in one! Just don't wear them outside.