This Woman Just Got Married And It’s Not What You Think
In the most WTF moment of the day…a woman has “married” a train station.
While I wish we could end the story there, there’s more.
Carol Santa Fe (you’ll see why the surname…), 45, claims she has been in love with the Santa Fe train station since she was nine years old.
The San Diego volunteer support worker takes a 45 minute bus ride to the train station every day to ‘spend time’ with her love, which she has affectionately named Daidra.
Carol says she identifies herself as an ‘objectum sexual’ – which is a person who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects and structures.
Which brings us to the ‘intimacy’ part – she has sex with Daidra mentally… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"I do have sex with Daidra in my mind when I stand there,” she said in an interview with the Mirror. “I especially like when I hear the trains rev up their engines - it turns me on."
"When we got married, I stood there and I told her that I take it as my partner. It was the happiest day of our lives.”
The nuptials, which are not legally binding, took place in December 2015.
There are no words.