I don’t know what the flavour department in Boost Juice is smoking but they’re come up with this.
A Pineapple Coriander Twist, the only thing getting twisted is the knife they’re stabbed into my heart at this betrayal.
Pineapple? check, yes, yum, summer fresh flavour.
Boost KNEW what they were doing, they knew.
You know how I know they knew?
They simultaneously launched a website called ‘I Love Coriander’ full of coriander memes and a sweeping statement from the company itself, ‘This website was made by Boost to celebrate herb royalty.’
Let’s put that aside to be honest, I don’t want to talk about it.
This Monster of Frankenstein smoothie has been released alongside two other flavours and guess what?
They sound DELIGHTFUL.
Pineapple Lychee Crush? Absolutely incredible.
Pineapple Raspberry Jive? God yes.
So let’s just forget about the coriander monstrosity.
But kudos on Boost for making something to write about!